Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Best foot forward
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Healthy life goals
Today, after a month and a half of recovering from a sprained ankle, I was back in the gym training. After a grueling, sweaty session on the treadmill, I tripped walking down the stairs which sprained my other ankle. Back to round one. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
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karrdesw 0
You still have to walk home... present tense? Better get to it! You'll catch pneumonia!
freya08 0
I feel your pain. I sprained mine a year ago, and I had to get a cast and everything. It was really awful. I can't play soccer anymore because of it ._.
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deedee010 0
fake. you would've written i stil HAD to walk home.. idiot.
dirtbiker267 0
I'm guessing he posted this right after his "injury"
dlbliner 0
thats nothing compared to what happened to my friend yesterdeay. She twisted her knee/foot/ankle and tore a muscle in her foot. shes in a cast and on crutches for at least 2 months. our rep season starts in 3 weeks. FHL! (f her life).
TrueRaiderFan22 0
**** soccer
abethehonest 4
I woulda given you a ride:)
hotdude78 15
Hello darkness my old friend