Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
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iLOLatURpain69 7
Look at it positively.
Kog_Hiro 17
Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.
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Comments (99)
LSS_fml 18
"I love you so much that I just thought you should know, I have chlamydia. So... I was thinking we could get back together, maybe? After all, you only catch it once."
LSS_fml 18
Sorry OP, I hope the test comes back negative and you can move on.
DracoSpirita 21
^I absolutely love your picture. It made my day. ^^
I_Punch_Babies 7
Someone shouldve just stuck to phone sex. the worst you can get from that is hearing aids!
titzenpitzer 9
I hope he was making a sick joke!
rae_munchkin 6
Did he also say "I love you so much I had sex with other people. "
immaMonsta 8
I hate to say this, but look at it positively. At least he told you so you can go get tested. That way you can stop yourself from potentially passing it on to someone else; after all, that's how STD's spread. All in all, FYL, there's no way in hell you deserved this. I sincerely hope your results come back negative.
DocBastard 40
Everyone here immediately thought of an STD? My first thought was that he said something so stupid that she felt the need to take an IQ test to see why she started dating such a dumbass in the first place.
FML_Master2133 6
^^ awesome. I would agree with you. People need to stop assuming! Lol
starwind3438 9
I see you are are new here by the amount of comments you have made 45. Here is a tip. When Dic Bastard makes a comment, most of the time he is either being sarcastic or making a joke.
idoam 8
53, you're mistaken. DocBastard never jokes around. He's very serious.
thisgirlxp 0
Ouch XP
BrownSugar10940 2
Ouch
Cad6 24
He's a walking F bomb.
rockerlove2013 6
Thts something u dont want ppl to know sweetie