Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML
Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
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iLOLatURpain69 7
Look at it positively.
Kog_Hiro 17
Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.
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Comments (99)
patrickalamo 48
So is this somthing that a shot will fix or is this for life?
Stardew 19
Think negative, OP! On this kinda test, the best score is negative.
danielwilliams57 6
He should have told you before.. :( Sorry to hear!
murdersquirrel 15
Maybe he didn't know. A lot of that crap can be dormant for a while.
ooyt453 1
I would have turtle slapped the shit out of him
iliketurdles 7
Sorry, she can't. I copyrighted that move a month ago.
SkoomaKi 28
Looks like his love "infected" you...
LSS_fml 18
For some reason I imagined gossip girl saying this, you just needed "x o x o" at the end.
heyred 11
Yes he is scum but be thankful he at least told you. So many wouldn't.
jaff23 11
Even though this is an fml I was hoping for a happy ending lol. Hopefully you don't have anything, OP but he should've told you sooner!
KaelaKhaotic 5
'Honey, I love you with all my heart, but I have to be honest with you. I gave you gonorrhea. Will you give me another chance??' Hmmm let me think about that... NO.
murdersquirrel 15
All I can think of, especially after this comment, is the time my long-term boyfriend thought he had chlamydia from an ex over 14 years ago. It hurt when he peed and he kept saying I 'had stuff going on too.' I went to the lady doctor and told him to lay off coffe and drink cranberry juice. He had a UTI. I had a yeast infection. No clap!
Rednecktified 5
Thanks for sharing that.
challan 19
Omg Op, so sorry that you're going through this. At least he told you, so you didn't infect someone else, but I'm sure that's not much comfort to you right now. I usually just joke on here, and never get religious, but i have said a quick prayer for you. I hope your test results are all negative, and from now on you'll only have safe sex.
challan 19
I finally said something nice and not sarcastic and I'm thumbed down? Lmao I love FML! Well how about this... Op's ex thought he was playing Pokemon. Gotta catch em all!
Michael_92 20
^ Proof that the FML community is odd when it comes to thumbing comments.
mrsmillsy 10
What a scumbag!