Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets, and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints about how wrong I did everything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, I had an very long day at work. I also had to take my daughter to the dentist and ballet class. Later, my 3 year-old son was having a diarrhoea, needing care, yet I pulled myself up, cooked, fed, read, cleaned the whole house except the kids' bedroom. My brother-in-law came, looked only at that and judged me horribly. FML
Today, I made breakfast for the family. Perfect. Did all the Laundry. Great. Drove the one and a half hour round trip to take my stepdaughter to work. Blah. Finished off by doing some housework and cooking dinner. The dinner wasn't perfect, and my wife told me that for all the good I do, I ruin everything. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML
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Top comments
kezzstar 0
Lovely. Of course, if you had done nothing all day, they would have complained about that too. Should have told them to do it themselves then.
Mutantking 0
well you deserve a pat on the back. there much better.
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Comments (117)
danii_s2 0
thanks arin wolf :D it does tend to get me into trouble... and I will get called immature... but I like to call it headstrong, and always right :p
Newbie21 1
ungreatful people
guy_on_the_couch 0
Ungrateful assholes.
Eddyoftheabc 0
My god, the same freaking thing happened to me just yesterday. Parents are incapable of appreciating their kid's efforts, even if they weren't asked/had good intentions. Get the HELL out of that house, you poor thing!
tariqdam 0
Had this last week. Cleaned the whole house. Put everything at the right place. Next day, they take my computer out of my room and ground me for three months because I spent too much time at the computer and never help to clean the house.
thesunshotme 0
Ya know what, the ingrates can do it themselves next time.
RNCftw 0
that sucks but at the same time if you did mess up, it's quite possible you created way more work for everybody.
J_Rodriguez112 0
Thats just wrong lols.
flylikezebra 1
I KNOW THAT FEELING!!! It's so damn irritating. Sad thing is that it happens to me all the time.
wolfy_fml 5
My dad was like that. No matter what I did, it was wrong or he had nothing nice to say. One time... -ONE- he said something positive. I had spent ELEVEN HOURS cleaning and organizing the basement. He came in and said "Not bad."