Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I had to explain to a customer that she can't connect her tablet to her home WiFi while she's at work. I went to MIT for this. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, in Home Ec, I struggled to open the microwave for almost 10 minutes in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, I was in a video call with my boss when my Wi-Fi decided to take a vacation. I thought I could salvage the situation by using my iPhone’s hotspot. But then my phone ran out of data mid-sentence, and my boss got a glimpse of me cursing at my phone while frantically waving it in the air. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
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rebelbelle 17
I'm sorry OP someyimes you just can't cure stupidity
ShadowlessSpear 21
Can't fix stupid.
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Comments (82)
loserman67 36
Sorry for the YDI, but if you are knowingly arguing with the class Dipshit, you get what you deserve
Marcella1016 32
Sounds like she was definitely trolling OP. Doesn't make her less of an asshole if she was, but yeah...some people argue about dumb shit just for fun to see how long they can keep up the argument. You got trolled, OP.
mitlaeufer 25
technically they actually heat up their surroundings.. but you would need a loooooot of hotspots to power even the light in the sauna (half a thousand more or less)
LilTiki559 13
Do you mean hot spots on the earth? because this woman actually believed the saunas ran on WiFi??? how in the. .? ? ughh! a hot spot (or sauna) powering WiFi..now that seems more reasonable.. but I'd highly doubt anyone would waste the time and effort to power something in that manner.
mitlaeufer 25
each wifi hotspot transmits with 100 mW (legal limit Germany). say you'd be able to transmit everything they emit straight into a bulb without any transmission losses, you'd need 500 of them for a 50 W light bulb
LondonderryAir 9
Never fight with stupid people, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
Lylliaah 15
Twenty minutes?? Lol, at what point there did you realize it was a losing battle? For your sake hopefully waaaay earlier than minute 19:55ish.
Pandadude420 6
dumb blonds like that are on a new level of dumbass
eagleriverjohn 24
I think it was Einstein who said "Never argue with stupid people, they will only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
Shakazulu1216 13
You must be a dip shit as well to feel the need to argue about something so trivial for a whole 20 minutes
worldclassrager 41
If that gets invented someone needs go find away to give me a good signal for wifi as well that will probably hog most of it
apk892 7
YDI. Idiots can't be reasoned with because they can't think in a logical way. Its best to just tell them they're stupid and then walk away.