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friedpwnadge 25
Today, your cat was not a pussy.
Colecto_fml 26
Was the cat okay?
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ouadra 1
At least he you realized
Sam_A16_ 6
This is too funny. Nice to know the cat is okay though
nightmare314 10
I can just picture that, I can't breath. That's too funny lmao.
sohibil 6
*imagines the cat surfing the car like in a Bond movie* Cool :)
kybugz 7
My mother in law did that once. But she drove all the way to work and the cat was up there.
733yoda_fml 19
That's pretty epic. Especially if the cat jumps off and transforms into SuperCat, and flies into the window of your car.
123Puppy 33
You should’ve been more careful with your cat. :(