Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I was pretending to be a monkey for a "documentary". The branch snapped and I fell out of the tree and onto a car roof. It was after school, I fell onto the dean's BMW. The video was on facebook before I regained consciousness. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML
Today, I ordered pick-up from a restaurant I really like. It was pouring, so instead of taking the long way across the pedestrian walk, I ran through a grass-covered area and tripped on tree roots. I was right in front of the restaurant, so everybody saw me. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
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Rainbowsareshiny 0
hahahaha FAIL its beautiful. i'm excited to search through thousands of youtube videos in hopes of finding that one. wait...now i sound like a loser, NO! you still fail.
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
link to video?
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Comments (56)
ravenlily119 0
omg that happened to me at school! f our lives!
Rutgerman95 0
But that's breaking in on someones privacy!
thatonek1d 0
what's the vid called. and banana peel slips on asphalt are bull-frickety-shit
killerpenguin4 9
those cops are awesome
michiganfan 0
this is a fake. it's scientifically impossible to slip on a banana peel.
isaiaha11 2
link?
xXBlAcKxWiDoWXx 0
Wow I thought that only happened in cartoons. I've even tried it...FYL.
dontworry101 0
Ahaha that shit would be funny... i want to see!
Zetsumei101 0
Lmfao! Awesome cop
music87 14
I love it when cops have a sense of humor. Stuck up ones are no fun.