Today, I set up a hidden camera in my room so I could prove that my sister beats me up when my parents aren't home, since they always accuse me of lying about it. When I showed them, they wasted no time accusing me of "provoking" her off-camera. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, my pathetic wannabe influencer sister would not stop recording my kids, even though they and I told her not to. I finally snapped and smashed her phone and now she's threatening to press charges, and our parents are on her side. My kids are scared that they're going to be taken away from me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
Take the video to the police. Proof of assault, as well as criminal negligence on the fault of the parents.
NYM88 26
I try not to condone violence but in self defence cases.. I'd learn to fight back. FYL
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Comments (77)
Special_Orange 10
To all the people saying that he should try to fight back, not everyone has the strength to do so. In no way am I trying to condescend OP by calling him weak, but he might not be the strongest compared to his sister which is why he hasn't fought back however many times the aforementioned sister has beat him up.
BloodyGlass 10
So, did they think you bribed the police when they and your sister were arrested?
darwinav13 2
Slit your sister's throat the next time she does that. Do it in front of your parents to show them what they made you do. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
shinikageWolf 15
If you do fight back I'm sure she'll cry and tell mommy and daddy and they'll believe her. Unless she's afraid of spiders or something. When she's sleeping dump a bunch of them on her bed and leave. Every time she beats you do something like that until she stops.
anonn19 2
although I do agree with others on you getting police involved. it would also satisfying if the next time she tries to fight, you go all super sayian on her ass
Inkoseh 33
I swear I read this one before on here...
SlimFILS 4
Are you suggest you're not adopted???
VaporeonMama 8
Well we know who the favourite is. Take the video to the police OP.
MVHDM1 7
KILL THAT BITCH!!!
Lehk 9
call the cops