Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
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Top comments
justsayingbeach 15
Ugh how unhygienic to take a drink into a toilet?! Yuck
XxNekoLovexX 26
Barge into the next stall and kick them in the groin, then call security. That was uncalled for to scald you
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Comments (136)
loganberrybat 11
What kind of disgusting human being takes coffee (or any food and drink for that matter) into the toilets with them?! Urgh!
MzZombicidal 36
Yes, let's focus on that action rather than someone stealing said coffee and then ******* throwing it on OP. Sure... Let's just ignore that...
ImagineCrazy 27
Why would you want it back?!
False_Stupidity 42
There's a lot of people here going eww, disgusting about OP taking coffee into a public toilet. Sometimes THERE IS NO CHOICE, when nature calls, you either bring it with you or ditch that perfectly good and delicious coffee, that one substance which gives meaning to your dreary life!
Mal23 5
How cruel !
mixximoo 24
Taking coffee into a bathroom is just gross!
Jets4Life89 4
There is always a choice, you shouldn't have had it in the stall with you to begin with, serves you right
upsetpastry 10
Well that was un-scald for
P3rcy_J4cks0n 7
YDI that's just gross to take your coffee, and even grosser to put it on the floor
MzZombicidal 36
As if it's not gross to try to steal someone's coffee that they put on a bathroom floor and then throwing it at them when they're rightfully angry.
shade34 19
who takes a coffee -especially when fresh- to the bathroom? I hope you've found them though!
corky1992 33
As disgusting as it is that you would put your coffee on the bathroom floor, you didn't deserve to have it thrown at you. People are dicks.