Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way out of a coffee shop, I tripped over a curb while holding a full cup of coffee. The coffee flew in slow motion, hitting a stranger right in the face. As I stood there, frozen, I realized the puddle of coffee was now surrounding both of us. All I could do was apologize while trying to avoid a public fistfight. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I heroically caught a falling cup of coffee that I'd knocked off the counter. I thought I'd saved the day, until I realized I didn’t actually grab the cup; I'd grabbed the hot coffee directly with my bare hand. I spent the next few seconds hopping around like a maniac while everyone in the office watched. FML
Today, a customer threw his cup of coffee at me screaming that it wasn't hot enough. Well, maybe it wasn't hot enough for him, but it was sure hot enough to burn me. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML
Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
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justsayingbeach 15
Ugh how unhygienic to take a drink into a toilet?! Yuck
XxNekoLovexX 26
Barge into the next stall and kick them in the groin, then call security. That was uncalled for to scald you
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Comments (136)
ShaynaMarie322 15
I have so many questions about this post.
xampersandx 9
that was terrible, who taf foes that...takes coffee then scalds you
tomvertigo 17
Why must people consume food whilst using the toilet? I simply dont understand the appeal of rich, coffee odors with mild, fecal undertones... Even if you didn't drink it... the bottom of that cup now likely has piss on it. Who the Hell wants pissy coffee?
MzZombicidal 36
Well good thing OP now only has to worry about healing from burns, right?
mexicano101 4
You should have gone to that stall with your pants still around your ankles and dick slapped them
learntoteach 10
What's more disconcerting is the fact that someone had to be looking under the stall to know it was there. They then had to lean on a dirty bathroom floor to get it. Even if they had given it back OP, I wouldn't want to drink it.
petert71 10
You took a coffee into the toilet? Gross.
JKPwnage 27
This whole red Starbucks cup thing is getting out of hand
worldclassrager 41
Thanks a latte...bitch
NeatNit 33
OP got on the espresso line to the burn ward
Tattoo_Freak 15
Who on earth takes coffee into a bathroom stall? YDI