Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML
Today, someone at work left 10 unopened beers after hours. I’m not much of a drinker, but free is free, so I took them home during my lunch break. After work, I left my new phone on top of my car, forgot about it, drove off, and it smashed in the middle of the road. Looks like I’m drinking those beers tonight. FML
Today, just before bed, I decided to put away the dry washing. I ended up knocking over my boyfriend's precious brewing ginger beer. It took me an hour to clean it off the floor, cupboards, door, outside and inside of the fridge. Everything is still sticky and smells of yeast. FML
Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML
Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
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Swellswellswell 17
You sound more upset about the beer then the expensive electronics
themassivefuckup 16
The beer is your first priority, when you spilled it all over electronics that you specified as expensive?
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Comments (48)
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Priorities
acmariner99 25
I shall play taps in honor of your fallen beer.
ericanicole1 12
Yea yea expensive electronics who cares. But THE LAST BEER?!?!?!????!?!?!!!!??!?!?
Beautymarked 12
I'm glad you have your priorities straight, OP.
Bquillero16 18
My beer! My games!! MY BEER!!!
wordsandzombies 12
But was it your last box of expensive electronics?
luke73tnt 17
That's what you get for drinking beer in the first place
Deadpoolscomedywriter 6
how strong is your window? how does wind just blow it open?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for putting beer, or any liquid, so close to a bunch of electronics. Reminds me of an old flash game where you shot an apple off a redneck's head, and at one point you miss and he says, "The pieces of glass in my eye aren't so bad, but that was my last cold beer!"