nep012
United States
Today, I had to end a first date with the words, "You can get out of my car and go upstairs yourself, or I can come around and drag you out, bring you up the stairs, and knock on your door," because he'd gotten completely plastered in a span of about three hours. And yes, I had to drag him. FML
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Mauskau 36
He sounds like a complete loser. Who gets plastered on the first date?! You've dodged a bullet though.
christina3466 17
I'm guessing no second date?
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howtobestupid 16
You give love a bad name
silvercamaro 22
But he was to blame...
teyyoshi 19
a song by bon jovi
silvercamaro 22
That's what I thought too when I read #1's comment
jbombdighetty 11
That's probably because it was on purpose
christina3466 17
I'm guessing no second date?
Mauskau 36
He sounds like a complete loser. Who gets plastered on the first date?! You've dodged a bullet though.
sarah5745 41
You can look in a dictionary
ksks1234 33
10-- it means really, really drunk.
MidnaLink 35
Like, so drunk you don't want to, or can't move.
ToxicTyrael 26
#10 I thought you are fluent in English and American Sign Language? English is my second language and I understood 'plastered' out of context.
TheNiceOne 20
Some people get very nervous on a date and tend to drink to calm their nerves. Still, no excuse to show up plastered.
soulreaper12296 28
#34, Just because you know what it means doesn't mean everyone else does. Maybe where #10 lives no-one uses that word to describe being drunk.
ruxtain 15
Thanks man, you asked it for me! Young people keep creating new words and we should keep up pace with them.
siggy_mcsigx 22
It isn't a common usage, particularly in America, I thought. And looking in the dictionary I am pretty sure he would get results about actual wall plastering. Plastered = shitfaced
doctorhook86 25
#64: It's not that uncommon, there's just so many other slang words for drunk that sometimes some of them get a bit dusty.
llamarrama01 21
He sounds like a complete drag
YFOS_fml 17
Oh damn maybe he was really nervous
Dekat121 24
plastered on the first date?! as soon as he started slurring you shouldve left the date.
euphoricness 28
Dn, you must be a really strong girl! I took a PTA course and I couldn't even drag the dummy :(
foxwasalamb 24
heaven forbid girls be strong
RoboCunnilingus 23
He didn't say a single thing was wrong with women being strong.
WCARlover 35
I'm wondering if you're a girl or guy. If you're a girl that's actually pretty freakin impressive
ToxicTyrael 26
I guess he could walk with op's help and op didn't have to actally carry him upstairs.
sabbyheartswhat 23
I think that's a legitimate question. It could easily be a guy on a date with another guy. But either way. Dragging him upstairs is impressive.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Or she's just strong.
17031990 20
I would have made him get a cab if he was in that much of a state!
Brandi_Faith 34
Ya, I'm impressed that Op was willing to see the guy home to make sure everything was ok. I think I would've just made him get a cab.
MrBlackledge 12
Sounds like my kind of date
DocBastard 40
If that's the case then I feel sorry for all the women you date.
iAmPaul 49
22 - He could be gay.
DocBastard 40
iAmPaul - Ok, but how would that make his comment any less stupid?
ricardof 19
his comment wasn't stupid, he was juat showing some irony, wish you guys don't understand (unless you are ironizing the irony)
meatyowllegs 11
#52 - The word you're looking for is 'sarcasm'.