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Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

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zakkyzebra 11

Better than receiving a naked picture of your grandma x.x

upyourzlolz 11

Wait, your grandma TEXTS?!?!

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Skater5679 4

And she didn't say anything back? I don't wanna know what she's thinking.

PremierWu1 7

Why would you send your grandma your girlfriend?

dirtbiker267 0

Read the fml again he meant to send it to his girlfriend not his grandma.

PremierWu1 7

I know. I was pointing out that the wording of the FML was ambiguous, and can be also be read as him sending a naked picture instead of his girlfriend. Apparently no one got that.

dirtbiker267 0

Ya that makes sense

mandibreann1212 6

I think it would need a comma after instead in order to be read that way. I'm pretty sure it's worded correctly.

shemseyy 1

You sir, are gonna get absaloutly burned next time you hav a family meet xD

YayFlameWarz 9

As are you the next time you have to spell something correctly.

shemseyy 1

I would say something back to this, but your name and pic is about flame wars....so I'm gonna back away slowly and accept grammar Nazis hate me

loserman67 36

What we have here is the classic Freudian slip. Our subconscious mind often directs our actions without us even being aware of what we are doing. You my friend want to bang Grandma, so much so, you sent her the picture twice. Her warm apple pie, her birthday cards with the checks in them, her little kisses on your cheek, all give you massive erections! So now, you have acted on your buried inner feelings of lust and desire. Hey, no disrespect to your Grandma, I am sure she is a wonderful woman, but she's probably at home, naked, flicking her bean over your picture. You wanted to make her jealous! Control your desires, supress your inner lust, find a nice girl your age and work out your fantasy. $300 dollars please....

zombicidal 11

therapy FML style

Okayitwasme 0

Why would you say that! I sometimes text the wrong person, only cuz their name is next on the list. Not that I. Was thinking of them!

raphanne_fml 33

#69 sar·casm (särkzm) n. 1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. 3. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit.

Chingy892987 14

I guess you're gonna have some hot grandma sex soon ;)

BIGmoney107 0

It's like a slow death from the inside out now. Don't feel pressured.

purple91 8

I'd love to see your grandma's facial expression when she received the text.

purple91 8

Ps. Learn to use a goddamn phone, OP. Even your grandmother knows how to use one ffs.

Calen5556 0

My grandma doesnt even know her own phone number. She taped it to the back of her phone.

pie29302930 0

Hahaha that's awesome bro

pie29302930 0

Perv