Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
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emilycb93 12
Yum! Butberry cake.
silverhuntress 4
Awww! Poor lady!!! I just hope it wasn't her birthday...
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Comments (107)
Ugi 27
Just as well she didn't have a roll of barbed wire on the passenger seat - how could you not look where you were sitting?
False_Stupidity 42
I feel like this should be the cakes FML.. Today, I was sitting on the front seat of my owners car when some dim wit got in and sat on me, now i'm feeling flat. FML R.I.P Cake
DotDootyDot 17
I did more or less the same thing when I was a kid: my sister and I were waiting outside our apartment building for my grandfather to pick us up so we could have dinner together, and it was already dark (the street lights were broken). I was a very impatient child, so as soon as I saw a car that looked familiar approaching us, I didn't think twice before opening the passenger door and yelling "GRANDPA, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE??" It's only after I noticed the books in the passenger seat that it finally dawned on me that it wasn't my grandpa who was driving the car, but one of my -very confused- neighbors who was coming back home after his university classes. My sister was laughing her ass off, and I let the poor guy go away after excusing myself profusely. That is to teach us to be more patient and pay more attention to things!
Ezdos 5
呵呵
buckdharma 38
Duncan Hines?
GuyNoOneKnows 13
Maybe she posted an FML about the same thing!
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Sorry OP but it happens. I took my son and his gf out to eat last week. Before we left, I went to the bathroom. I gave my keys to my son and they went on to the car. I came out and they weren't in the car, so I figured they had run into the video game store. I used my spare key to start my car and wait. They finally came running up to the car. Turns out they had been sitting in someone else's car the whole time(about ten mins). Apparently my car key will also unlock another Ford Focus. Luckily the "Dad" sign hanging from the mirror clued them in before the owner showed up.
JudgeComrade 17
And that's why most people lock their cars. Especially with cake inside...
incoherentrmblr 22
What is this, Grand Theft Auto?
cracchiolo 16
#3 def. a YDI pay attention?? Dirt big red truck!