Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I bought a cake. I then immediately forgot what I was carrying, opened the door to my car, and tossed the bag into the back seat. FML
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday. She's been having problems with most of her friends besides me lately, so I wanted to do something special. I brought her a cake. Me and her were the only ones to have any. It gave us both food poisoning. FML
Today, I showed up to my friend’s birthday party with a huge cake... on what turned out to be the wrong day. The actual party is tomorrow. Her family laughed and thought if was cute, but I just wanted the floor to open up and let me disappear. FML
Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML
Today, I wanted to be nice to my boyfriend and buy him a cake. Not only did I drop it in the bus, when I got home I forgot that I'd put it on my bed, and sat on it. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
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emilycb93 12
Yum! Butberry cake.
silverhuntress 4
Awww! Poor lady!!! I just hope it wasn't her birthday...
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Comments (107)
Deaths_Wife 11
Who leaves their car unlocked in front of a school ?
ksks1234 33
I have several times...I am not the only one, either. We even leave them running.
JennaNGood 21
If the car was quite low down I understand how it could be easy to not look through the window, but I don't get the cake thing.
CharlieM78 9
Maybe pay attention to your surroundings genius. Do you also step on puppy's and babies without looking
SuperMew 22
I would be very annoyed if someone (friend or not) just hopped into my car. I used to have a friend who sat on the hood of my car and didn't understand when I demanded he pay for the butt sized dent in it.
j_cat187 20
It appears you have created a delicious ass cake with silky ass frosting.
Shiiya 14
Woman's possible FML post "Today, i left my cake in my car...it was all good until i noticed a butt imprint on it, i needed the cake today...FML"
McPickleStache 10
I hope your ass tastes good because you just can't waste cake
SgtAssCheeks 21
I still dont know why the door was unlocked to begin with.
worldclassrager 41
Was the car unlocked or something? and it also seems empty...
awesomeamandas 37
Was the lady in her car? If so then wouldn't you have noticed it wasn't your friends car? why would you just plop on down in the seat without looking to see of something is in the seat? I vote that OP deserves this and fhl for the lady. Even if she wasn't in her car and left the doors unlocked doesn't mean they deserved for someone to go in their car and sit on her cake.