Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
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Top comments
snafu57 1
as Richard Nixon once said, "I know you think you know what I said, but I want you to know that what I said isn't what I meant."
zfchatroulette 24
What on earth does your poop/childbirth have to do with an FML of someone getting drunk?
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Comments (29)
dude247 0
wow #2, fyl
hackymeal 0
y e1 commenting bout 2 ? so wat if he got rong fml.comment bout the fml itself
jollyjam1 2
Doing drugs is stupid to begin with.
weezybaby22 0
ohh, guys always say the wrong stupid things like that!!
JennaD 0
boo hoo.
me5 0
U were drunk again when u saw the picture!
ogloc 0
In summary: "Girls are sad, sad little beings, that constantly need to be reassured of themselves."
broy7formvp 0
WHY WOULD HE BE GOING OUT WITH YOU IF HE THOUGHT YOU WERE UGLY??? STOP WHINING!
lukw1010 0
Lol, everything that guy said was summarised in 3 lines. Nice job
PurplePandaxD 1
LMAO ! He's the idiot b/c he's going out with you.