Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML
Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, my mother-in-law came over. Probably thinking that the needles in our fridge were steroids, and wanting to do the right thing, she took them to throw them away. I'm diabetic, and they were my insulin. I went into shock after she left and had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
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Speech_fml 0
An "Oh sorry" would have ended this drama.
FishyFred 0
I am guilty of the exact same thing. A friend of mine has diabetes. Once, we were at Subway and he pulled out his insulin pump to check it. I said, "Oooh, nice mp3 player." "That's his insulin pump." "It's my insulin pump." "OH CRAP." It was hilarious. Though it doesn't hold a candle to the time a friend of mine said to a person with horrible burns on their face, "Nice face paint."
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lifepwns 0
totally agree with #1 you were just looking out for her, so anyone who is getting pissy about your mistake, needs to be brutally slain by a rabid declawed cat.
ihpb09 2
lemme sum up everyone's feelings: 1. not FML worthy - "oh sorry" would have sufficed. stop making it seem like a big deal and saying "**** my life" for a simple mistake like that. drama queen. 2. mind your own goddamn business, unless this kid was a close friend of yours. otherwise you just appear very snobby. 3. get off my internetz :D (my own)
xNephilim 19
I agree with 1), but 2) is actually a very nice thing to do. I just recently moved and wasn't sure about the cell phone policy at my new school, so when I had my phone out someone told me to put it away before a teacher saw it. No big deal.
Fed_up_life 0
it is true that it is not worthy, but it was just a mistake... but man thats not evan funny...
Baka_Tatakai22 0
I honestly thought this was hilarious. I have type 1 Diabetes and I use an insulin pump. This has happened to me with several of my teachers and it's quite amusing, I always feel rather bad for them, because they tend to look like jerks when it happens. It was awesome to see this as an FML moment!!!
WFMS 0
me and two of my friends are diabetic and we joke about this kind of stuff we even call ourselves the diabetic possy. but people make mistakes all the time like they tell me to put my phone away when im really taking insulin
boredlittlechild 0
This is JUST like that kid who was injecting himself with insulin and got in trouble for doing drugs....
kpearsall 0
I've almost been kicked out of restaurants and coffee shops for injecting insulin. People don't think, subcutaneous injections like insulin look drastically different than pushing hard drugs. You don't have to tie off, for one. For two, it's rather difficult to find a juicy vein in your GUT.
PenNameHere 0
he just didn't want her to get in trouble. there could of been a teacher coming.
PenNameHere 0
I more thoroughly read these comments: #50- teachers go around at schools telling people to put phones away to a lot of people- it was an honest mistake.
JmfDiver 0
Happens to the best of us.
TedFreakingBundy 0
they were trying to be helpful. all you people who are saying "mind your own business" have no sense of courtesy. congrats on being shitty human beings.