Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML
Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML
Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML
Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML
Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, my mother-in-law came over. Probably thinking that the needles in our fridge were steroids, and wanting to do the right thing, she took them to throw them away. I'm diabetic, and they were my insulin. I went into shock after she left and had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
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Speech_fml 0
An "Oh sorry" would have ended this drama.
FishyFred 0
I am guilty of the exact same thing. A friend of mine has diabetes. Once, we were at Subway and he pulled out his insulin pump to check it. I said, "Oooh, nice mp3 player." "That's his insulin pump." "It's my insulin pump." "OH CRAP." It was hilarious. Though it doesn't hold a candle to the time a friend of mine said to a person with horrible burns on their face, "Nice face paint."
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Comments (79)
cdude38 0
It's not like were making fun of her diabetes you just watching out for her so she didn't get detention you didn't know
brandonwong 18
I agree just a mistake.
sind3r3la 0
Ya I'm a diabetic and it happens to me ALL the time. Even my parents yell at me for txting when I'm using my pump:/
sexxibeyotch 0
I can understand the mistake people do tht to me all the time. I just don't understand why you were gettin into her buisness telling her to put her phone away, I'm sure she knows what she's doing..
DIESINBLOOD 0
i have an insulin pump too its a bit annoying having to reapeat to ppl that i dont have an mp3 but an insulin pump
Aero_boy 4
agree.. but what i find wierd in this FML is that a student said "to put your phone away before you get a detention" i've honestly never heard anyone say that lol
mackenzie2323 5
I'm diabetic and if something like that happened to me, I wouldn't be upset, I would give the person a really sarcastic remark and walk away, lol
Kurg 0
Maybe they were in class and OP sat near her or something along those lines. At my school, people get detentions for chewing gum, just because so many people break that rule. Texting is probably a serious thing at OPs school and rules are more strict there.
sototallyawesome 0
just apologize; is it that hard?!
itman3456 0
another reason never to snitch