Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, a guy who annoys me walked over. To avoid speaking to him, I pretended to be on the phone and he walked away. A few moments later, my phone rang. I looked around to see if he'd seen me. He had. He was the one calling me from down the hall. FML
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML
Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML
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Top comments
Tri_fml 5
I only answer my phone 50% of the time - only person I've ever consistently answered the phone to is my girlfriend.. my best friend gets a 75% answer rate AT BEST. Don't take it personally, a lot of people don't answer if they're trying to think, or just aren't in the mood.. imagine it'd hurt tho :(
LyLa_fml 0
I would have walked up to him then and said HI.
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Comments (27)
hayoudumbass 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha noone likes you
16rrpass 0
Who says "ring him?"
Serisent 26
Somebody in England, to start with.
LoneBooker88 16
thats messed up. even if he/she didnt want to pick up, they didnt have to sigh when they saw it was u calling!
blackgirllb 12
no big
EpicJames24 18
you should've texted him and said "I saw that."
blueflotsam 6
He probably was hoping for someone else like possibly a girl he likes
randybryant799 21
I hate talking on the phone.