Today, I sampled some of the food my fiancée's mom is making for our wedding. Everything tasted terrible, and I almost vomited. Turns out she never actually went to culinary school as she claimed, but had just watched Julie and Julia. It's too late to book another caterer for the wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm getting married. A few months ago, I allowed my mother in-law to take care of catering. She begged to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number and order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decided to order food I'm allergic to. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours preparing dinner for my fianc''s grandparents, whom I've never met. At dinner, his grandmother says to him, "If you're going to pick someone to spend the rest of your life with, at least make sure she can cook." I'm the executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. FML
Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML
Today, I found a recipe online that looked delicious and not too complicated. Halfway through cooking, I realized I was reading the instructions for two different recipes and had combined them into one horrific dish. The resulting meal tasted like burnt cardboard mixed with regret. My girlfriend ended up ordering takeout. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
F your fiancée's life for having to grow up on her terrible cooking.
brittanyrmh_ 12
Julie and Julia is the equivalent to culinary school, didn't you hear?
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Comments (119)
nancem 7
You can probably get a caterer. It's not wedding season right now.
ICastillo 25
Just buy a few of those dinner boxes from Pizza Hut. It's comes with a decent amount of food and who doesn't like Pizza Hut...
KiddNYC1O 22
No, no. Everyone knows it's Emeril or Contessa.
xalba 9
I'm just wondering why on earth you would let her cook your meal for your wedding day.. I know everyone is tight on money. But food during a wedding I find is the most important part to a wedding for guest.. Besides being there to witness a wonderful stepping stone of a loved one, but seriously get off FML and start up the wonderful searching engine (google) n find a decent caterer.
KiddNYC1O 22
Yep. If the food is good, everything else can be excused.
rjc490 29
I feel as if liquor and a free bar is also very important to guests....VERY IMPORTANT....
m0rr1s 3
Your dumb to of let your mother-law do anything. You knew she was suspect.
TotallyAradical 14
Anyone else need to read this twice to make sense of it?
berichsoon 11
36- just out of curiosity, what's your first language?
gmc_blossom 21
36- I can't even... What the ****, man?
moorenita 3
Mcdonalds is a sure value!
gmc_blossom 21
So is your mom.
booboohoney 12
Ohhhh suuucks
KingCeltic77 18
Thats like saying "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on T.V."
sugarshane007 20
Your pic just screams for the comment to be ended with 'Dumbass!'
Namenlos_fml 20
If you can afford to, make it an open bar. It'll even things out.
princessAj1 6
U can never go wrong with pizza or Chinese food .
princessAj1 6
No really, I was being sarcastic.