Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
I loved that little guy!
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
The betrayal
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Sensitive
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Scary
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Sad boat
Today, my best friend died in a car accident. I'm currently on a cruise with my family and my parents refuse to pay for me to go home early, which means I'm likely going to miss the funeral. FML
Cunning
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
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__leela 0
Why did you continue to watch the entire thing...?
wordly 0
Wow, sorry, but you're an idiot.
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percypigs 0
i swear ive heard this one before.
fantasyworld 39
There was an FML where a daughter rented Mama Mia for her mom after her sister uninvited her to her wedding. The movie is about a mother preparing her daughter for her wedding.
lakeylove 0
Get comedeys! You know with people like will smith on the front or all those other people who are funny which I forgot
ScrewShoes 0
I don't understand how 18 hasn't been moderated yet... But ya should have checked first
Luneth101 0
You should have read the descriptions, that was stupid. Sorry about her husband's death.
th484952 0
I have to believe this is fake cuz if this was indeed the case you would not watch the ENTIRE movie. once she started to breakdown i would hope that you who have the decency to stop the movie
Endymion_fml 0
Mods are getting sloppy. Someone else already had one just like this.
PureGold 0
You didn't even try to pick out cheerful movies you knew she'd like? And you said you rented two...why didn't you watch the one that wasn't about the plane crash? It was nice you you to think of your friend, but sometimes it's not just the thought that counts...YDI for putting your friend through a movie about a plane crash when her husband just died in one. There are a LOT of things you could have done to keep her from watching that particular movie. #81...well put. I completely agree.
291togo 0
Is that your way of cheering her up? In that case, shoot her dog, rent Marley & Me and fast forward to the last 20 minutes. That'll be a pick me up.
Eresbel 0
Yeah, the real question is why you watched the whole thing.
megelin 0
did the picture of a plane crashing on the cover not clue you in?