Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
I loved that little guy!
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
The betrayal
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Sensitive
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Scary
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Sad boat
Today, my best friend died in a car accident. I'm currently on a cruise with my family and my parents refuse to pay for me to go home early, which means I'm likely going to miss the funeral. FML
Cunning
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
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__leela 0
Why did you continue to watch the entire thing...?
wordly 0
Wow, sorry, but you're an idiot.
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sikanderimran 0
FHL for having you as a friend.
fmlbaby_fml 0
Seriously! Agreed. Poor friend.
mylittlecrow 0
You should have just rented some comedies or something... seriously, that's horrible, poor woman:(
wellthatsucks 0
Maybe look at the description or the name or even the FRONT COVER. YDI x 10,000,000. You could have stopped the movie too!
keonli 0
Wow, there's a stop button on the dvd player, you know.
Dutchie2010 0
What's even worse is that you watched the entire movie? What the hell is wrong with you?! FHL for having a shitty best friend.
stop_whining 0
You suck at life.
digapygmy 0
I hope this didn't really happen, because I remember reading one FML that was about a daughter trying to cheer up her mother after the other daughter didn't invite the mom to her wedding and she accidentally rented a movie about a mother and daughter. And "she cried through the entire movie." I just don't want to believe that there are so many careless people running around? And who DOESN'T read the movie descriptions?! Wtf.
DamienTheRabbit 0
You just picked out random movies? What kind of half-assed way is that to try to cheer up a friend? YDI x a million.
Walt_1990 3
So when you go to Blockbuster or your local video store, you just pick movies via the cover picture? There's a cover box DISPLAYED for a reason. YDI
_cherry_blossom_ 0
i agree with 61. you must feel horrible. but even if she didn't cry cuz u picked out a comedy or something you should still feel bad. you shouldn't have been in such a rush and at least read the descriptions.