Today, I rented a car that has a smart key. The proximity of the key determines if the doors will unlock. I went to a meeting and returned to the car with the trunk popped open and all my luggage gone. The rental company decided to store a spare key in the glovebox for safekeeping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML
Today, I needed the big forklift at work. The one that gets hidden by people and that has nearly no keys left because they all got lost. I had organised a key and I knew where it was parked, so nothing could go wrong. When I tried to put the key in the ignition, there was only a hole. The ignition was gone. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
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Top comments
lucky0514 0
That is really, really stupid. Take it like an American and SUE!
XOfiestypixie 0
Wtf? Geniuses...and they didn't even tell you?
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Comments (84)
AshleyRose784 0
you know, my car has a smart key too and if a key is inside the car it won't let you lock the doors...
atomicmrpelly 2
You just said you could open the doors without a key when you put your spare in the glove box... Then you said that you don't believe this could have happened... Makes no sense!!!
je_vous_aime 0
well, at least they didn't steal the car as well.
cmac86 24
wait so I'm assuming you didn't lock your door? then ydi. if they broke in and then stole it it's an fyl.
Bobiolik 0
Didnt you read the FML? He locked the car, only there was a spare key in the car, so it stayed unlocked.
yowzerz 5
Didn't YOU read the FML? Nowhere in the fml did he say he locked the car.
fawfulster 11
Sue the company.
LordKoin772 0
The car is smart, the company is not XD
chanman 0
the comments on this post read like the rantings of a bunch of 80 year old technophobes...
lackOFtone 0
YDI for going to a meeting.
xgogreen 0
what are you? retarded? god, he probably flew somewhere to go to the meeting, dipshit.
yowzerz 5
Hmm, can't help but notice how you didn't mention that the rental's window was smashed open. YDI for leaving the car unlocked.
staceybby 0
why didn't you lock the car you ******* knob