Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
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Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, my landlord told me he is raising my rent next month. I thought he was kidding until he asked if I still wanted to live here. My landlord is also my live-in boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I met with my realtor to close on a house for my boyfriend and me. While waiting for my boyfriend, I got a text message from him saying he was breaking up with me. I had already signed the papers on our house. Now I'm responsible for a mortgage that I can only afford with his help. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
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ChaplinSnakker 0
Clearly a strong relationship you got going there
DeadMansCrack 4
Ladies, look out! Turns out there is something worse than being dumped over text.
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Comments (83)
blastvortex 4
This is bull. Either you missed prior notice or your landlord/BF is a retard. Plus, Pennsylvania law requires there to be a court procedings for any and all evictions, not to mention that with the exception of delinquent rent cases, all evictions require at least a 15-day notice (actually 30 for leases over one year) before the actual eviction case. There's either something that you're not telling us or this FML is full of crap.
eclecticist 0
YDI for having a cheap boyfriend that makes his girlfriend pay rent
andrewms 0
YDI for 2 reasons: 1. You failed so bad as a partner that he's leaving the freaking country. 2. You dated your landlord and expected something differently. Go look up "punch punch punch" in the urbandictonary cuz I am doing that right now.
bubbypat 0
your stupid for even dating a landlord. what if you can't pay the rent? he can't let you not pay cz he's ur bf. stupid
analltimelow 0
maybe hes not actually selling it and just wants to break up with you .. obviously hes a tosser, either way.
CapinWinky 0
I guess he's not you boyfriend. Anyway, you can't just evict people in 13 days; the law is on your side.
Nynpho_maniac 0
That has to be the most creative way to dump someone ever. haha
anthonyhard 0
That's hilarious!
lcb6n 0
HIRE A LAWYER Eviction requires "summary process" which is a somewhat complicated procedure. You will want representation.
third_planet 0
Eviction notices are usually either 30 or 60 days, but can be as short as 20 days depending on the state. I don't know Pennsylvania law.