Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my acceptance letter from Harvard University. Yay! Unfortunately, I sent it as a joke, never thinking I'd get accepted and I have absolutely no way to get there, or the money to pay for it. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I got a call from a prominent orchestra asking me to play with them. They were especially interested because I'm still in high school. I called to accept only to find out that my mother had already declined the offer for me because I "only" have a 3.7. FML
Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML
Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, after spending years volunteering at community theatres and being accepted into a prestigious university for theatrical design, my public high school gave me a scholarship. All my mother could say was, "I'm sorry they wasted their money on you." FML
Today, I excitedly told my mom how I got accepted to the master’s program of my dreams. She decided now would be a good time to proudly repeat for the millionth time how she gave up a full ride to the Ivy League to marry my father, and I ought to be a "good woman" and do the same. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
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Top comments
chloe2114 4
Wow...Just wow. Go anyway :)
clownphobia23 12
Your mother is retarded. Go anyways. And congrats!
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Comments (246)
thebitnitz 5
...I don't get it.
Ceejay1 13
oh relax ,u know she was joking .
Migole 36
I hope that was a joke o.o If not, f your life and move away as fast as you can, preferrably to Julliard
sierrataz 3
What hillbilly town are you from? Hospitalize her and go anyway. God where do these people come from? Mars?
AParanoidStudent 1
I think your mom is jealous :) great job OP
tennislove11 2
that's really weird. You'd think that because robin williams is famous that she would want you to go there...guess not
Oreohugzpenny 4
It is your life you get to choose your one path . Go then you will have awesome facial hair! But since your a girl that might not be the best thing to have on your face.
hayleywithawhy 5
If you're old enough to go to college, you're old enough to make your own decisions.
nvo 6
Educate your mom. It's a once in a lifetime shot at one of the best schools in the education system, so don't let your mom tell you what you can't do based on a random celeb she doesn't approve of.
MyGrlzFly 4
Huh?!?!? That makes absolutely no sense. Maybe somehow I missed the punchline to this FML?
hayleywithawhy 5
yeah, I don't get it either.
dominic1221 6
And you're both blonde, go figure. ROFL.
TheVelocirabbit 10
*facepalm*