Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, I noticed that my 80-year-old mother has gone through 50+ bottles of my home-made wine. She only moved in with me a month ago. And now I have no wine. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mum got upset with me for having my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML
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adropofpeace 8
Merry Christmas OP. Your mom apparently has a nose for alcohol like a bloodhound.
jworret 0
Did she have a key??? If so take it from her!
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Comments (74)
CaptainCola 7
Tell your mom to stop wine-ing and not to drink your wi....wait O.O
persianjr1 7
When was she wining?
Mf2307 15
gee she couldn't at least shared it with you
Agent36263626 4
Perhaps you should have given her some cheap booze for a present.
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
Next time you should poison the wine. That'll show her.
MrSexyPants 14
Heh..heh..alcohol poisoning.
IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9
If poison is too much, I think some strong laxatives would be suitable.
AliceeH 5
Steal her booze next time!
1221jamw 11
Sneak in her house and flush all the alcohol. That plan would be even better if it was an in-law.
BigSlingin 0
You should of drank it all before she came.
jsm007 5
No shit sherlock
YourBuddyElmo 5
So is this FML I have an alcoholic mother or FML she stole my booze?
Somepplschildren 0
Hi. my name is alcoholic mother and I only had one botto of wine today. I also saved my daughter from becoming like me. *clap*
THEDUCKGUY 2
well at least you know what she wants for christmas....