Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I posted an ad online for house cleaning services. So far, all fifteen responses have been solicitations for sex. FML
Today, an old flame reached out with some truly filthy intent. After burning with righteous indignation, I ended up sending back some embarrassingly submissive pictures. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
Today, I thought it would be hot if I sent my boyfriend kinky message. He didn't reply so I sent a few more. 10 minutes later I got a reply saying, "Honey, this is his mom and you should be a little less desperate." FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, after going on a blind date with a man I'd met on Facebook, we went back to his apartment. All was going good, until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML
Today, my boyfriend's response to me saying, "Most women like a bit of filth in the bedroom every now and again" was to start farting in bed. Not quite what I meant. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
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Top comments
Mauskau 36
And that is when you pretend you didn't see the message and never reply...
iAlissa 34
That's a panty dropper for sure.
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Comments (55)
IXChaosDragonXI 13
That's actually a very straight forward come on in the fetish community. I applaud the weirdos boldness but seriously there is a separate place for those types of things. Just say your only fetish is praising God and see what happens lol.
Grauncho 27
Be like, "I'm not down with diaper town."
worldclassrager 41
What did you say back?
DanielleinDC 34
I'd block this guy and any other jerk who makes creepy comments. I recently read an article about a guy who did an experiment where he posed as a woman on an online dating site, using a friend's photo (with her permission) The guys were so creepy and insistent if he didn't respond right away to the multiple messages popping up. The crap he dealt with had him closing his account after a few hours, it was so bad.
Raesin 21
Yes but that person's friend was a model and on that profile his interests were 'casual sex'. None of those guys cared what (s)he was like as a person, they were just hoping for a one-nighter and figured they wouldn't have to deal with the crazy psycho afterwards. Any woman who writes that she's after casual sex will get those replies.
Rababco 29
My first reaction to this was that the messenger was a Dad (or possibly a Mom) and thinking OP might make a good step-mom or girlfriend and would be good with their children. They were asking if OP would be willing to change dirty diapers. That or asking OP if they'd be interested in having kids (possibly with them.) I'm probably wrong but it's less creepy/weird than the alternative (still weird but not as weird.) That's not the best way to find out if someone would be a good parent/step-parent material (in fact, it's probably one of the worst ways.) Some people might be into that type of stuff but it's still not appropriate unless OP states that she's into those sorts of those kinds of things.
AlexRen 21
At least you didn't get a message like this, "Have sez wif me plz." Or "are you into furries?" Those are creepy messages anybody can send to a woman.
awilliams44 9
I'm so confused.
sonictardis 8
I'm bothered, confused AND intrigued. People are creepy.
elenaunlucky 10
you should have answered with "how about changing your own dirty filthy mouth"
oyevey45 12
If you mentioned you have a child, it was probably a rude way of telling you to stop trying to find a man, and spend more time with your kids. They don't know you, and its rude, but that would be how I would've interpreted it.
middlesister04 5
Ewwww! Block that creep.