Today, I received a list of employee names who were losing their jobs and I had to remove them from the system as I work for IT. I was on the list. That's right. My last responsibility as an employee was removing myself from the system for security reasons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm being laid off. Because I'm the only person at this company who knows how to process a layoff in our HR system, I get to have the pleasure of laying myself off. FML
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML
Today, I got a screenshot from my former supervisor's Instagram that stated, "Finally, I'm rid of these morons at my work." That's how I found out me and other workmates had been laid off. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, after taking a much-needed mental health week off from work, I discovered I wasn’t on the schedule this week. Turns out, I was fired. Apparently, my absence made things “inconvenient” for my department, since they had to do double work due to my “selfish” PTO usage. FML
Today, I was fired from my job of 5 years. I was let go because I couldn't take the company to 'the next level'. My now ex-boss asked me if I could process my severance check because he didn't know how. I had to write myself my last paycheck. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, one of my employees was fired for refusing to do a basic job necessity. After the meeting with HR, he left the office and tried to go back to work. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
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Top comments
kudaman 0
I wouldn't have done that job.
euplus 0
that sucks, couldn't you delete yourself from the list? lol
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hfs 0
D:
foltaggio 0
rm -rf / is a command, when run as root (the superuser), that will delete all the files on a system that's writable
foltaggio 0
as far as the first command goes on (#44), it overwrites the hard drive with random data, destroying the data
greenfrog5 0
i would of let meself on the system just to mess things up. :)
condescending 0
i wouldnt have done it dude id have come back later used it and stolen a shit load of stuff (i would have deleted the email and "lost" my card first tho)
TheBigDawg 8
You shouldn't have. :P
zzyx 0
All these calls for petty vengeance are a little distressing. I hope the poster had stronger morals than to screw up the company's system. Other people acting like jerks isn't an excuse to become one yourself. Maybe honor and common decency are more important than screwing up other people's lives because you got fired?
dirtyhippie 0
Oh #47 petty vengeance? People go into work to put a roof over their heads and feed their kids having their intelligence and skills milked from them in factory farm cubicles for crap wages while the CEO tests his new helicopter and forgets how to treat the people who make the company run (propping up his fat cat ass at the top) with basic respect. Haven't you ever heard fight fire with fire?
google_fml 3
FYL. That must have hurted. :(
genius_man16 1
#48 Psh, like the honor and common decency that the company didn't have to properly tell him of the termination of his employment? An eye for an eye usually isn't the best thing to do, but in this case, i support it.