Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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Top comments
kdl121 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)
gc_fml 0
Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol
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Comments (402)
meggaboo 0
go on www.mylifeisg.com and post this one your life is totally not ******, that is adorable, and you should be happy that you have a creative caring boyfriend that wants to be married to you. FYL for being closed-minded about how he proposed and for being whiny
hpodity 0
Stop being a bitch. He's trying to be creative and funny, perhaps he thought this would be a funny way to propose since you spend a lot of your time on facebook? Apparently women want men to propose to them in a romantic fashion, but instead, they just want it to be expensive and grandoise.
kitkatkelly 0
Agreed. Romance shouldn't cost!
kitkatkelly 0
I think it's kind of cute.
Spl2iGGaN 0
It's the thought that counts.
elsieenchanted 0
Need a tissue?
drinkupgorgeous 0
That's adorable. Stop bitching. Still, Mafia Wars is annoying as hell with its noifications every 20 seconds.
Ribenalion 2
I think thats lovely - quit bitching!
tipsy337 0
I kno it's not what u expected but he was trying to be unique with his proposal you ungrateful bitch
katriina0x 0
I think it's adorable, and HILARIOUS. I chuckled. BUT CONGRATS! I hope you said yes!
hazelwolfeyes 0
i laughed. i thought it was funny n cute... that would be awesome to get proposed to like that...dont know what your complaining bout... :D i want a ring pop when someone proposes to me...^-^ the ring can wait til the wedding...