Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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kdl121 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)
gc_fml 0
Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol
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Comments (402)
kimee21_fml 15
AHAH ! I am on mafia too ! Ahaha what a grreeat idea !! I love this game , you are lucky girl! And its not bad , he'll give you a real ring soon im sure ! I hope taht u said yes dah!
iTouchLittleBoys 0
YDI for having a boyfriend
zoombabwee 0
Awwwww that's sweet :)
Starsmydog 0
if you really loved him it wouldn't matter how he proposed. It wasn't like he was drunk or anything.
seb12992 0
I hope your boyfriend proposes to you with a ring pop.
lmmmr 0
That's bullshit. I don't care if there is a diamond ring and a fancy restaurant or a ringpop and tv dinner on the couch, but both parties had damn well better be present. Facebook has no place in major life decisions!
imkendra 0
Not drunk?! Is this the low standards a woman should strive for? At least he wasn't drunk? You have got to be kidding me. What a good man, since he's not drunk when he asks the most important question of his life, he's clearly done all he can to make her feel special. He's sober, what more could she want? I way prefer the ring pop story to this one... because dude was actually there in person!
jaaxx_fml 0
at least when he is drunk he is present over face book you dont exactly have a memory to share with another human being
Wintersun 0
Wow. I can't decide if that was romance or laziness. I always think of a proposal as a story you would like to tell your children about, eventually. And this one would sound pretty lame. "Well... I sent her an imaginary ring on the Internet with a note attached." versus "I got this beautiful diamond ring and [romantic story which they both look back on fondly insues]." FYL because you didn't enjoy your proposal.
gRkShOrTiEe4LiFe 0
ok.....get ur self 2gether...ur bf is sweet and ur lucky enough 2 even get proposed 2...so he got a little creative..........if u dont appreciate that he luvs u u dont deserve 2 get proposed 2
kristen94 0
I hope you said 'Yes'.
Wittlestalker 0
If my boyfriend proposed to me online I would dump him. =__= It's not the money or the lack of an amazing proposal you idiots, it's that he did it online.
TiffJ16 0
No dude, I would be livid. When you picture your engagement, you tend to picture your hubby bending down on one knee, then being able to hug him, and cry and kiss him, so he can see your genuine excitement and happiness, im sure it wasnt the ring that upset her, it was the fact that he did it through text on a computer.
attebury1 0
That's terrible