Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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kdl121 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)
gc_fml 0
Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol
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Comments (402)
DemonicAngel151 0
O.O so what was your answer?
Hjelloo 0
Oh boohoo, he didn't blow hundreds upon thousands of dollars for a real ring, woe is you. Quit being a bitch, you should be lucky that SOMEONE cares about you, *****.
katriina0x 0
woah, calm the ***** shit. I don't think she's complaining about not getting a ring, I think it's because she phazed that it was through FACEBOOK after they've been DATING for THREE years... it probably came as a shock to her.
ambliv 0
it probably wasn't about the ring, she just wanted a more romantic proposal I'm guessing.
Crunchy_fml 0
say you'll marry him if he gives you a real ring.
LadyLieDie 1
And, what, if he doesn't give her a ring, it's no deal? Jeez, how shallow is that?
bluelabeled 0
what the hell is she going to do with an internet ring? print it out so she can cut it out and tape it to her finger? nice.
jaaxx_fml 0
marrage has nothing to do with the ring includeing the the most unnecessary one of the 2(yes two) rings that you will get. i kno the engagement ring is suppose to b more expencive but its only there to show off. an engagement doesn't legally bind you with someone, you don't have to sign anything if you split during that time and only marring someone for a ring is called gold digging and is really shallow
terkwashere 0
YDI, for associating with anyone who plays mafia wars on facebook. i bet his mob is super powerful though...?
Brooklynxman 0
This....thank you. Although the boyfriend somehow manages to be cool despite it, and has a lame gf (fiance now?). SO FHL
ihatestupidppl 0
Riiiight...the guy proposes to his girl over some crappy Facebook app, and HE'S the cool one and SHE'S the lame one. Yeah, ok.
missbucket 0
Even sadder is that she probably said yes haha.
Puolukka 4
I probably would have said yes too...if she wants to marry him it shouldn't matter how he proposed...if I were her I would have told him that I was a little disappointed that it was over the internet...just to make sure that for the first wedding anniversary I wouldn't just be getting an ecard but maybe at least a rose :p
Syldoran 0
While it may take away from the personal aspect of the proposal to do so over Facebook, I think it's kinda cute. He was making an attempt to do something different, and at least he went through a little more effort there than just a quick message asking.
The_Cait 0
Agreed. I think he was just trying to be creative.
emer_helena 0
Awh :)
wrightfan123 0
Seriously? This isn't bad at all. I'm with #3. Quit bitching about not being treated like a princess. It's quirky and will make a great story in twenty years.
ihatestupidppl 0
"Hey kids, let me tell you how your Daddy proposed to me! He sent me a message using a Facebook application called Mafia Wars. ... That's it." GREAT story. So romantic, I can almost hear Hollywood ringing her doorbell, asking her for the rights to the story!
jason1711 0
how is tht a bad thing thts cool and creative
conan6 0
YDI for using Facebook.
Jakester 0
well at least he didnt give you a Taco Bell sauce packet that says "will you marry me?" and being all serious about it. FYL but its better than some stories that I have heard