Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
mollymaykitty tells us more.
I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.
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popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
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Comments (244)
Mahyar 2
Good job on throwing up on her. I hope you ate something really nasty before and just threw up all over her face ha. FYL
Pearljammer001 0
dude, WTF is up with the comments? they keep appearing and dissapearing and stuff
jessxoxo28 5
wow, wat a bitch at least she got wat she deserved; vomit
anbu_jr 0
lmfao! "vomit."
I_am_stupid_also 6
Apparently no one here has heard of bulimia.
2In1girl 0
Huh? Op didn't literally puke on the nurse as revenge. Obviously puked because of the stomach ulcer. (I've had em. If you can get through a day without spewing up stomach acid at least, you're doing well) It's not like they forced themselves to vomit. Jeesh.
CuzIRock 0
Bulimia - A symptom where you can't keep down food because you involuntarily throw it up after eating it. So it is bulimia, but I know nothing about stomach ulcers so I could be wrong,
shiarrael 13
Uh...no. https://health.google.com/health/ref/Bulimia
piedpiper303 29
186 bulimia is forcing yourself to vomit, not involuntary vomit. Eating disorders are mental disorders. A voice inside your head makes you do it, not an ulcer in your stomach.
pedotroll 0
does this app make a habit of deleting "offensive" comments? I have noticed that several of mine seem to mysteriously vanish.
pedotroll 0
spic. Jew. ******. kike. wop. this is just a test so don't get all pissy you little cum- guzzling **** nuggets.
pedotroll 0
yep. I thought so.
Sirin_fml 47
The post you just made was the only one from your account that any moderator has moderated or deleted. If you did actually make others that have vanished, then it's down to the server-side software. Either way, you could have just asked, rather than "test" it, with racial epithets.
tacosrawesome77 0
Mobile version? Is this coming from detention? :)
musicmaniac925 0
I don't understand how they could give u a detention cuz of that, thts totally lame. I'm sorry op.
Pearljammer001 0
where did everyone go?
Pearljammer001 0
@47 was that directed at me?
Whiterabbitm1 0
they are a very big issue I was vomiting blood at my job was told to go home early and then was fired so trust me I feel your pain