Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, my husband has been texting women to see if he can go out on a date with one of them, just because I’ve befriended his friend and apparently, the movie and food I got with the friend was a first date, so now he wants to get even. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
Today, my husband told me the reason he'd been meeting his high school sweetheart behind my back, and lying about where he was was, out of respect for me. He thinks I'm ungrateful for not appreciating the lengths he's gone to to hide this. FML
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BrownSugar_fml 5
Glad to see the "ex" on that name :)
coolcat33 0
to get back at him you should sleep with his uncle. then go home and cut off his weenie with a pair of scissors and make him eat it on a bun.
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Comments (44)
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for being married
fml9585 0
lol at #1 and wow that's smart wat he did cD
Imoan_fml 0
"You should have known something was up" "Dont marry ass holes" What the.. hell. I think "knowing something was up" is how she found out in the first place. I sympathise for you.. Punish him... somehow.. .>
psychoxxxinvader 3
Why are people putting YDI for something completley unrelated to the FML itself?
withered 30
They're retarded obviously. Or could be they're jealous that OP got married and they can't... I wonder why are there always retards who put YDI and give stupid reasons like "You should of known something was up." , "Don't marry assholes. YDI" and "YDI for being married" ... But I guess I deserve to read comments from such retards cause I haven't killed them...
starberries 0
YDI for knowing how to read. ;)
Firesprite2009 0
Glue his penis to his bellybutton while he's asleep, then pour honey over him and dump feathers on him. :] FYL, OP. Just remember. Don't get mad; Get even.
americuzz 8
don't get mad, get EVERYTHING:)
baker3410 0
god what a ******* fag. that is so wrong.
bk_chick13 0
that is wrong but he came up with very smart plan well up until he got caught but karma is a bitch and so is revenge
me5 0
Got rid of him and went on with your life?
Nic_hole 0
Yea I agree with everyone that said DUMP HIM!!!
crzyry 6
Sooooooooooo, did this improve your relationship?