Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of five years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and now I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML
Today, I got very dressed up and was excited for my uncle's wedding. While standing in line for photos, I heard my dad's voice from behind me say "Who's the hot chick in the brown dress?" My uncle responds "Uh, that's your daughter." Silence. FML
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
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akiranozaki 0
That's gross. FYL indeed.
smiller0789 3
Dude... usually the flowergirl is related to either the bride or groom. Nast
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Comments (94)
NoWayLady 13
nasty!!
maggiemae14 2
^right there. (:
maggiemae14 2
my dad is 56 and his girlfriend is 32-33. got ya beat by like 3 years (;
ArielTheMermaid 17
Omg wow that's weird
ArielTheMermaid 17
Omg wow that's weird
briissocoollike 8
He's climbin in yo weddins n snatchin yo flower girls up
Ninjasaurus18 9
50 year olds dating 30 year olds are gross in general. That means that when he was about 20, she was just born. Well. OP did say 30-something so she's probably about 35. Then when he was 20 she was around 5. Would you be ok with your 5 year old dating a 20 year old?
Hawaii84 16
Ewwwwww... That's creepy as hell!
thisismyhead 25
Holy shit that's ****** up
CoriCat 25
Love is love