Gerry
Fate, up against your will
Today, according to my wife of 30 years, I'm finally old enough that I look, smell, sound and act like my father. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Go Mom...?!
United States
It's all downhill from here
Today, I'm a 20 year-old guy, and my 52 year-old mom has aged really well and looks around the same age as me. Meanwhile, I'm aging poorly and fear that I may soon look as old as she actually is. FML
Mike
Livin' la vida loca!
Today, I realized my life is very similar to my dad’s, except I’m only 55 and he’s almost 80. FML
usmcgirl
United States
Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
docwinters
Bathurst, Australia
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
poro123
United Kingdom
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Anonymous
The grey zone
Today, man do I feel old. For the first time ever, a teen thug with more acne spots than brain cells told me to, “Piss off grandad.” Grandad? Guess I look older than I feel. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Mommy's best boy
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was driving my dad, who recently turned 50, to the store and had to listen to him go on and on that he’s having to accept that, as my siblings and I get older and are more independent, he’s having to transition from "sex god to just a dad." I don't know either. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'd wonder how come she's so familiar with his smell.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
I posted a group photo on Facebook of a family gathering. Out of the ten or so faces in the photo, Facebook latched onto my 80-year-old father's face and asked if I would like to tag myself.
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adjwejaelwkdc 21
I posted a group photo on Facebook of a family gathering. Out of the ten or so faces in the photo, Facebook latched onto my 80-year-old father's face and asked if I would like to tag myself.
RichardPencil 32
I'd wonder how come she's so familiar with his smell.
weeping_willow 25
At least she didn’t say “taste”