Today, I realized why I was hired to be a nanny. Apparently the husband had eyes for the last nanny. According to the wife I am not attractive enough to be a threat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my husband making out with our nanny. I had hired her in the first place because I didn’t see her as a threat. She’s 19 year-old chubby girl with glasses. Is he out of his goddamn mind? FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, I finally found out why my wife always told me to never visit her at work. You see, my wife and I are dark haired with blue/brown eyes and our daughter is blonde with very striking emerald green eyes. You know who else is blonde with striking emerald eyes? My wife’s boss. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML
Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
Why doesn't she just leave him? She can't keep him away from the attractive female population forever, so what's the point of continuing the relationship if she has to go to these measures just to keep him somewhat faithful?
genius_man16 1
Now you should do everything you can do sleep with the husband, just to get back at the wife. That'll show her.
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Comments (69)
rayrayy_fml 0
FMLs aren't good anymore. This is stupid. :/
FreddyLunch 0
It's just like Ugly Betty.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Today, I was turned down from a nanny job I really need because my boobs are too perky. Some dumpy fatso got the job and is complaining about it. FML.
plexico 4
Are you hot for the dad?
CFR 0
I think the way the mother said it would be considered hurtful. She didn't say the same things you said (the father could like blondes, OP=brunette thing) and therefore it just sounds like she's saying the OP is flat out ugly.
18legalawesome 0
Look on the bright side, at least you don't have to worry about him sexually harassing you.
jet_fml 0
At least you have a job :)
spillproof 0
You have a job and don't have to worry about the husband. That sounds pretty good to me!
Jord111222333 0
she should have hired a guy then!
PokeSponge123 3
YDI. Would you rather be pretty and be raped, or unattractive and safe? Stop worrying about your look.
mcsnelly 5
yes, because only pretty girls get raped....Your logic fails, go be retarded somewhere else.