Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
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Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I overheard my coworkers talking about how someone has been stealing lunches from the office fridge. Feeling guilty, I admitted that I took a sandwich yesterday, thinking it was free. Turns out, they were joking to see who’d confess. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, a coworker threw my lunch in the trash. They'd just got back from holidays, and I use the same containers they do. My leftovers "looked like something they'd eat", so they thought it was something they'd forgotten before going on holidays. It was leftovers that I'd been spacing out, trying to make last till payday. FML
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jereka05 0
YDI - Make your own freaking sandwiches
gigi37 0
Well, that's what you get for stealing someone else's food. What, were you too lazy to make your own? It's not that expensive to get a dollar hamburger Are you really expecting sympathy on here?
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Comments (406)
fmh123 0
Only realized after the person told him ahahaha
jackslim 7
yea you definately got off easy with dog food, i would've made a couple sandwiches with my own blend of baby batter and mayo for a couple days before i decided to have a supervisor check the tapes and have you fired for theft
x_Leopard_x 1
You deserved that! Your not supposed to steal! Didn't you learn that in like pre-school? O.o
AndelleRae 9
Omg. Lmfao @ baby batter.
RyanRaygun 0
Douche nozzle.
FML_Judge 0
You are just lucky you weren't stealing from me. Canned dog food? You should be thanking the guy for only doing that. If it had been me I would haev done everything I could think of to it. I would cum in it, I would have put a dead insect it it. I would probably put my dead skin in it. Are you just lazy that you can't make your own sandwhich? Or just to dumb to know how.
CosmicPossum 2
This is the most deserving YDI I may have ever seen here. You deserve it, you deserve it, you deserve it and worse. Feel lucky that dog food is all you got.
Alexgoesfml 3
I was thinking of commenting but this just wrapped up my thoughts and feelings quite nicely.
tingting1 0
HAHAHA well your coworker is very smart. i'll definitely have to remember this. YDI :)
sebastian_92 0
you loser. why you stealin his lunches in the first place??? i was gonna be respectful cause fml asked me to, but this is so called for. i outta **** you with a rake.
Jeremy93_fml 0
You deserve it for being a bitch.
Brooklynxman 0
That person is made of awesome, and you so totally deserved it I made up a new acronym for you: YSTDI.