JuicyJohn
United States
Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DreamZ
Canada
Five bucks
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
oops
Lutherville Timonium, United States
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
deucelututi
United States
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
thefoolwhorippedhispants
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Tomtom
France
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Top comments
lolzRaptor 1
Nice to meet you, Juicy.
redbluegreen 41
Well, what else is your ass gonna say?
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Htownmichigan 0
Maybe you should getpants that have a fortune of ter day feature on the ass!!!
Htownmichigan 0
I ment fortune of THE day! Sorry Its still kind of stupid!! :/
shoegal808 0
Well now you're Juicy John, nothin' wrong with that !
AKING 3
hey juicy john
Pointy130 0
you're an idiot.
aebleskiver 0
read your shorts. whose were they, anyway?
abbymybowl 0
i'm not understanding why the fml says "my name is john".... is he trying to show hes a guy? and when i think juicy i think the juicy couture sweat pants that little teen girls wear...
plexico 4
A girl came up to him and gave him a "cheeky squeeze" and said, "False advertising, you bastard!" ------ The bad news is the word Juicy on his ass wasn't in Gothic letters, but it was done with Sharpie in his roommate's handwriting. The roommate whom John suspects is gay. ------- It was a bad day of John to get taken to jail for outstanding parking tickets.
jemsmej 0
John is the 2nd most popular name in America. However, not everyone named John is male. . . see where I'm going with this...?
iGreen_Day 0
John is a fem-boy :D
Anonanimal 0
pufta!