JuicyJohn
United States
Today, I realized that the shorts I have been wearing all day say "Juicy" on the ass. My name is John. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
DreamZ
Canada
Five bucks
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Anonymous
Kansas City, United States
Stuck on you
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
oops
Lutherville Timonium, United States
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
deucelututi
United States
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
thefoolwhorippedhispants
Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Tomtom
France
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
xkellybabyyx
United States
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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lolzRaptor 1
Nice to meet you, Juicy.
redbluegreen 41
Well, what else is your ass gonna say?
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israelnotjacob 20
Anyone who wears clothing with their name written on their butt deserves something embarrassing like that. You might as well wear something that says "I'm begging you, please check me out!" It's just sad honestly.
saailaway 0
why the **** are u wearing girl shorts?
Stpatch754 0
well ur clearly a large ****** idiot arent you?
flyboy57 0
WTF! HAHA!!
missgreenday 0
Are they pink too?
kukopia 0
Sucks to accidentally wear your partners cloths. I hope he's not toooo mad at you for it. But if he is... Make-up-sex!!
galaxydude14 0
well you never know. Girls might take that to mean your all ready and juicy for them to go down on you. On the other hand you might get some action but that action might be a guys hand down your pants
indiana_gal 0
wow......thats erm sad really
Egotistical 0
Either you're an idiot or gay.(NOT discriminating against gays) I'm geussing you're talking about the Juicy Couture girls clothing. Seriously they come in girly colors and alot of my friends wear them. So unless you want to be a 15-year old girl like us stop wearing short shorts. It's NOT sexy.
jessxoxo28 5
hey there juicy ;)