Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Keep on working out! It'll all work out in the end and you will start losing fat in other places too! You might want to change up your workout to target the places you want to lose weight in.
HurriKaty 4
Yeah, it happens. One of the first places girls lose weight is there, because it's almost nothing but fat anyway. But if you keep going, the rest of your body eventually catches up anyway.
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Comments (95)
zen_fml 0
I can sympathise, it happens to me that way too. Thing is though that when the rest of your body catches up, you look in proportion and your chest will look bigger in comparison.
NASSASSIN 4
if your boobs are undersized and you're losing weight from them, you're probably not even fat.
taskemus 10
Exactly! That's a sign you don't need to lose any weight...
st87 0
you are probably between 13 and 18. Don't get a diet. Attempting to lose weight will lose your breast fat first, and then the ass. Don't do it yet. It's better to fatten up now to reach ur potential size, then lose it later on when you are slightly done with developing. Otherwise you end up bell-shaped like my ex-gf, which btw is extremely unsexy (i.e. huge ass, flat ****).
sparkleprincess 0
real men like alot of ass :p
Channy94 0
since boobs are mostly mad of fat, you lose wait in them first. : eh thats just how life works
sexiichick_10 0
exactly what type of excersing where u doing to make u loose weight in ur boobs???? their spose to get bigger!!!
Kellmaster36 0
your so lucky to get the name anonyomous not kittykittylicklick or something stupid very very lucky.....
sashakay 0
Don't worry the boobs are the first to go for everyone.
sonic19951 6
the places you dont want to lose are always the first to go. konata reference :3
astriofou 0
so ur saying ur umm, baby knockers went from a size AA to man pecks.. that is all..
amandagordon41 0
Work that push-up bra (: haha the same happened to me! don't worry, it'll all even out