Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Keep on working out! It'll all work out in the end and you will start losing fat in other places too! You might want to change up your workout to target the places you want to lose weight in.
HurriKaty 4
Yeah, it happens. One of the first places girls lose weight is there, because it's almost nothing but fat anyway. But if you keep going, the rest of your body eventually catches up anyway.
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Comments (95)
daydreamstar 7
hug
hellyjellybean 0
fyl, I know being overweight sucks, I used to be but then I grew out of it... keep going and good luck work that bum and do less upper body exercises?
jpest17 5
c cups or bigger are fine
Tozi_fml 0
That means that, additionally to changing your diet, you should pick precise exercises to flatten your stomach and thin out your thighs. Good luck!
Entity4Infinity 0
yea I found that out when I was looking up diet stuff on the Internet. figures the onle place girls wouldn't want to lose weight.
paulafelixf0 0
That always happens to me too! But don't worry honey. If you want to loose weight do it for your health not your body figure. You're much, much more than your body. If you're healthy and have the energy to always have fun, no *real* human would care about the size of your breasts.
Broeman 0
I'm almost certain that this is a copy of an existing FML.
alicia_was_here 3
well, its great your working out first of all! im sorry about your chest getting smaller, but the rest of your body will catch up if you keep it up!
Crysta_fml 3
this is an FMl from a few months ago word for fking word. nice try though
TheOxEffect17 0
Hey lot of guys like small boobs :D
lydzoars 0
Yes, because a girl's self-esteem is entirely dependent on what guys like.
bostonfan 0
well @48 probably for the most part. i know guys worry more about girls than other guys so its probably the same other way around
corme_fml 0
Don't worry... lots of guys and girls like small boobs! :D (is that better?)
purplepickle 0
yeah girls usually care more about looking presentable when there's guys around, unless it's someone who they are really close to.