Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
Today, thanks to an efficient diet, I reached my target weight. Unfortunately, my chest has disappeared. My boyfriend suggested we have a funeral for my bras. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, despite being skinny everywhere else on my body, I have a double chin. FML
Today, after finally dropping my weight from an overweight 200 to a slim 135, my skin is now loose everywhere, and stretches about two inches out on my stomach. FML
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Top comments
Starfire22 5
Keep on working out! It'll all work out in the end and you will start losing fat in other places too! You might want to change up your workout to target the places you want to lose weight in.
HurriKaty 4
Yeah, it happens. One of the first places girls lose weight is there, because it's almost nothing but fat anyway. But if you keep going, the rest of your body eventually catches up anyway.
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Comments (95)
perdix 31
Oh, noes! The fun bags are shrinking! Usually, the consolation prize of dating a fat girl is getting to play with the nice, big boobies! Looks like you'll have to keep on dieting and exercising until your beer gut and thunder thighs recede, and then start thinking of implants. As much as guys say they don't like implants, they'll take a skinny girl with fake boobs over a flat-chested fat one any day, except Oct. 5 (National Flat-Chested Fat Girls Day).
abouttofly 12
Don't lump all guys into one group. You make us look like superficial idiots.
perdix 31
We're not ALL superficial idiots. There are plumpa humpas like you! :)
perdix 31
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amandagordon41 0
Way to stereotype. Good job, hope you're proud of yourself!
Liz321 2
don't worry: 1. This also happens to me 2. working out is good 3. there actually ARE guys who like small breasts (I know quite some ;)..). So don't worry, be happy :)
kar89 0
I heard that this actually happens a lot. Its the last place to get big when weight is gained...and the first to get smaller when it is lost. :((
hawkloverr 0
define undersized.
jellyfishdelight 0
Fail.
beforethedawn09 0
Like others have said, most people lose weight from the top down. That means breasts, neck and arms first, then stomach, then down to the hips and thighs. At least you are seeing results, even if they're not the desired ones yet. Just keep on keeping on. Plus, a lot of people like small breasts (and hey they'll never get saggy!) Good luck!
All_I_Need 4
Ah Ah Ah ! Small breasts can be pretty saggy while big breasts can be perky and firm. Depend on many things, not just the size.
dangletsbang21 0
well if your boobs are already undersized then just keep working out :)
taskemus 10
Same thing happened to me. Stop dieting! I'm sure you look great already.
capthavoc123 0
Smaller breasts are better, anyway. If it fits in the hand, it's a-okay. Anything over that is useless extra weight.
AmeOwl 0
Unfortunately, the breasts are one of the first places you lose weight. Don't let that stop you! You're going to balance out eventually. And honestly, the whole guys-hate-small-boobs thing is a myth. There are a lot of guys who find tiny breasts attractive, especially on a fit, energetic girl. If you don't believe me, just look at all the small-breasted celebrities (Keira Knightley, Olson Twins, Natalie Portman, to name a few).
fudrick 0
All of the celebrities you mentioned are anorexic freaks.
boatkicker 5
How about Rose Byrne? She's gorgeous and small breasted. She's not as well known as some of the others, but she's not a total nobody.
fudrick 0
Um... except Natalie Portman.
bobannie 0
Dude, That same thing happened to me. Nobody told me that exercising would result in me getting itty bitty *******..