Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
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Spinach 0
My half-blind mostly unable to taste grandfather did this once. His reaction: "It's not half bad."
NorfolkDude 2
Honestly though the dog jerky vs human jerky is the same thing though just with a different package. Sort of like peanut for parrots... it's the same thing for both people and parrots except one bag says it's for parrots and the other not. So it's just a matter of names rather than what the object actually represents.
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Comments (56)
lizzilla8297 2
dog cookies are delicious!
lizzilla8297 2
why the heck were you eating it in the first place?!
seanders 10
I remember as a kid when I ate milkbones calling them cookies
natirixoxo 0
must be a dog. Don't worry, most guys are.
fyl11122233 0
your stupid, and thats just sad
yawndiver 2
I've tried it, not terrible is it? kinda grainy.
secretxxx06 6
yes!!!!
brittybrat1165 5
That shit smells delicious bt doesn't taste it it tastes too sweet n crumbly
PrimeStarscream 30
You're an idiot.
pita2423 10
hope it was good, I keep some in my hikeing bag for emergency food. just means u were pretty hungry, or just hung over as he'll.