Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
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Spinach 0
My half-blind mostly unable to taste grandfather did this once. His reaction: "It's not half bad."
NorfolkDude 2
Honestly though the dog jerky vs human jerky is the same thing though just with a different package. Sort of like peanut for parrots... it's the same thing for both people and parrots except one bag says it's for parrots and the other not. So it's just a matter of names rather than what the object actually represents.
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Roobydo 0
no worries, man. my parents used to get this "chicken jerky" for my dog, and one time, seeing an empty bag, my dad got onto me because i was "spoiling the dog" by giving him treats too often. they were really good.
anonymous_one_26 0
Who cares if it is for dogs. If you liked it, then you liked it.
Etc80 0
#11 HEHEHEHE *Imagines*
o_x_fml 7
Lol, I've ate that stuff before, and it was pretty good.
GMSD213 0
Ive ate dog jerky. Then i threw up. FYL for liking it.
Hich17 0
That's no beef jerky! Iiiiiiiit's BEGGIN!!!!!
BrEnNo1023 5
this FML wouldn't be complete without you telling us that 'they tasted good' or 'I loved them' or something. that'd be pretty cool. I'm a bit worried that you didn't read the packet though... that's why pet food has pictures on them.. to let people who can't (or just DON'T) read writing that it actually is pet food. I remember a story i was told ages ago: people from overseas who couldn't read english apparently ate canned cat food thinking it was just a normal fish kind of meal...because on the no-name generic brand tins there was no picture to identify that it was actual pet food 0.o scary stuff. But all seemed to end well for you, i guess you're still alive right? and hey, in the end it's just beef - it's probably of slightly lower quality, but it's still beef. bon apetit
Icarp 0
Animal food is a lower quality than human food. It does not have to follow strict handling and processing guidelines. It won't kill you but there may be some... issues with it.
rasberryicedtea 0
I allways wanted to try dog food it smells like baccon mmmm I like baccon
farsidee 0
Really? Dog biscuits are healthy for humans. I never knew that!