Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Rddvl 11
Wax his eyebrows off while he's sleeping!
LiesAndMischief 4
20 - You know what? No, **** that. A girl doesn't have to shave, wax, whatever if she doesn't ******* want to. I don't care who you are, as long as you keep yourself clean, you should never be made to feel bad for having a little facial hair, leg hair, hair wherever. If you find yourself not attracted to such a person, then fine, but don't you DARE try to force your opinion onto someone else like that. That is such an inexcusable invasion of personal space, seriously.
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Comments (85)
ImTheAlpha 30
Shave his legs and wax his arms.
noisebox 1
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Girls and mustaches don't go good
Minna_fml 14
Neither you nor grammar, apparently...
astralvagan 20
What the hell did he think would happen? You'd be overjoyed and thank him?
shanemcunt 10
OMGOSH this made my day! Sorry for your pain and dumb boyfriend OP. FYL
mihaelaa 10
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Poor guy, no wonder he did that if you don't do it yourself. You are a girl not Chewbacca.
zandalee 20
Please grow up
gracehi 33
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1) You're boyfriend's a moron for even thinking that might not wake you. 2) He really should be honest with you. 3) WAX YOUR DAMN LIP HAIR, SASQUATCH! 4) or facial hair bleach works too if you have sensitive skin. That's what I use! :D
gracehi 33
*your boyfriend. *sprays grammar nazi repellent on self* Btw, op, I was just teasing you with the sasquatch thing. I'm a woman with lip hair too. Chin up, girl!
saxy1of6_fml 9
You shouldn't let it be that noticeable. Buttt that warranted you to beat the shit out of him.
Grissy 5
Wax his chest hair. That will teach him.
French_Toast_fml 3
Your nickname is absolutely incredible, OP.
kdarkwood 15
OP, don't listen to any of these idiots telling you to wax your own facial hair. Chances are, your hair is barely even noticeable and your boyfriend is just a selfish asswipe. And even if it is a little noticeable, you don't have to change your body to be accepted by the population. You were made the way you are for a reason, and what you do with your body hair is up to you and you alone.
jollyton 10
You tell then kdarkwood!!