Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, while making out, my clean-shaven husband pulled away because he could feel my lip hairs tickling him. I thought he was making a joke so I called him a tosser and walked away. Later I checked in the mirror and there they were, two black hairs swinging in the breeze right under my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Top comments
Rddvl 11
Wax his eyebrows off while he's sleeping!
LiesAndMischief 4
20 - You know what? No, **** that. A girl doesn't have to shave, wax, whatever if she doesn't ******* want to. I don't care who you are, as long as you keep yourself clean, you should never be made to feel bad for having a little facial hair, leg hair, hair wherever. If you find yourself not attracted to such a person, then fine, but don't you DARE try to force your opinion onto someone else like that. That is such an inexcusable invasion of personal space, seriously.
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Comments (85)
88vivera 9
Dude u need to break up with him!!! Because he didn't like who u were
Cosmic_Horror 1
Yeah, he doesn't like you for who you are, but what you should really be asking yourself is, should you like him for who HE is. Answer: dump that dumbass.
KaitlynNeal 13
Wax his balls in his sleep :/ say: bitch dont wake me up
newburton13 26
Wax both his eyebrows in his sleep. Or maybe his pubes.
MDNative 6
maybe he is give you a hint and you are in denial
Garrett2 11
Why the **** would you let your girl-stache grow out? Thats just so unlady like.
pink_alpaca 7
you stupid feminists, i'm a girl and i believe women should take care of themselves, they should practice both hygiene and grooming, which includes shaving/waxing, especially their facial hair. women are considered to be the fairer sex, and while men are supposed to be clean too in all circumstances, women are the ones who need to strive to attain a perfect appearance. so don't be lazy and shave!
dimple13194 10
Wax his balls
fuggotmuggot 14
Well why didnt you shave off your damn mustache in the first place.
angeldogeyes 14
I actually think that is kinda cute. But really painful