Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
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Top comments
poopface82 25
Picky, picky, picky. As long as you’re not a swamp down there, he needs to cool his jets and stop demanding everything be so damn perfect. Most men are nowhere near that picky.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Ex-boyfriend, right? What a wet sock.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
You need to forget about ever getting oral sex from this guy, and if that's important to you, you'll need to move on. There's nothing you can do to make him want to do that for you.
poopface82 25
Picky, picky, picky. As long as you’re not a swamp down there, he needs to cool his jets and stop demanding everything be so damn perfect. Most men are nowhere near that picky.
Shzusuziq11 12
Time for a new guy who will like you just as you are.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Ex-boyfriend, right? What a wet sock.
AG1216 18
Hope you mean ex boyfriend. He’s acting very immature and making demands about YOUR body.
Yudith 28
Dump the pedophile. Only children don't have pubic hair.
Hangryko 32
I hope you dumped him.