Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend trying to dispose of several empty alcohol bottles, leading to a discussion how dating me and putting up with my insanity has given him a drinking problem just so he can get through the day. Me catching him seemed to be the wake up call he needed, because he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. It isn’t acrimonious, no-one cheated, but his life will apparently “improve immeasurably” now, while mine will basically crash. I’ve spent the past 5 years working on improving as a person for him, and I thought I’d succeeded. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend, trying to prove to him that I was stronger. I did. He started crying. He then broke up with me because he couldn't be in a relationship in which his girlfriend was stronger than him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, I spilled my guts out to my fiancé about some insecurities I've been having. I then turned to look at him through tears at his expressionless face as he texted someone. FML
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Top comments
AC98 19
There's a pretty simple solution to that problem. Dump the douchebag. If he was stupid enough to treat you like that after everything, then you deserve better.
UltimateBob 11
Leave him
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Comments (32)
GinGin92 18
There's a pretty good chance he was already a lying, cheating ass hole, and just waited to let it out. Don't let him manipulate you, dump him and move on.
LyricaSilvan 30
Don't blame yourself. If he became that kind of person, the chances are that he was going to with or without your influence.
hellnosucka 27
Gasp! you've unleashed the beast.
Internetflakes 13
If it's not broken, don't fix it.
worthypegram1 13
Dump him.
rivenrock 14
Tell him that. He's misusing his new confidence. If the only reason he was caring before was insecurity, then sure, dump him. But there's a chance he's just reacting to unaccustomed power and can find a valance if he understands that.
rivenrock 14
I meant balance. It kept giving an error message when I tried to edit.
epiccrazy 15
Time to ditch that monster you created!
tomvertigo 17
It was kind of you to try and help him get over his insecurities... but isn't it just as likely that he was always an asshole and just lied to you the whole time by hiding his true nature? I-m not trying to be a downer, I just don't see someone having that fast of a change in personality because an (likely) unqualified individual helped them through some stuff...
CrazyJolteon 0
Well you must've done something different than just helping him, there's more to this story that you don't say like a 4 year old about to get in trouble
KrazyKlownNinja 12
Story of my life. You always think their different. You let them know that everything is okay. Them BAM they are the opposite of what you thought they were. Sorry op you don't deserve that.