Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend lamented that I do not profess my love for him as often and poetically as he does his for me. I try my best, but he's Italian and I am German, and this is not a level playing field. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully you don't have panic attacks when he tells you he loves you OP.
saIty 17
BF: If you were a booger I would pick you first. Op: o_o
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Comments (137)
marissarenee0225 0
Trust me hun its the same way in my relationship. My boyfriend sent me roses in the mail and i about had a panic attack.
billyme 4
OR he doesn't do that stuff because you're nervous about it. Not all guys like romantic stuff, but it could go both ways.
pvwohmy 2
My bf does the same thing. And whenever he does say something romantic, I freak out inside. I wouldn't break up with him. My bf is a really sweet man, he just shows it differently than other guys. And in the end he still makes me happy even though he aggravates the hell out of me some times.
TomHarrow 5
OR maybe he doesn't act romantic because the op is a bitch.
lizzieislizzie 0
Mine too~
alexchin 0
Seriously you need to talk to him about it. It's unfair to him as he is trying to make your day and yet you are feeling negative about it.
djxerxes9000 18
just make him a sammich
SweetPea_379 1
Mine too!
vampiremeth 6
UGH I know how you feel! I just had a big break up with my BF cuz of that
oneontheway 0
Same here!!!!