Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend lamented that I do not profess my love for him as often and poetically as he does his for me. I try my best, but he's Italian and I am German, and this is not a level playing field. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully you don't have panic attacks when he tells you he loves you OP.
saIty 17
BF: If you were a booger I would pick you first. Op: o_o
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Havin 19
I had nothing to write so I just wrote this.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You couldn't think of anything to say? You could have at least tried: Gee that sucks. FYL OP. YDI for dating him. Well that's a shitty situation I used to date those kinds of people, then I took an arrow to the knee. ***** I LUV YOU DOCBASTARD, HAVE MY KIDS. **** Da Police **** da mods You just wasted a comment slot for a worthy commenter. Take Doc's class or the comment impaired, that'll teach you, muppet.
thaliasizemore 0
That's pretty horrible
Devin91 20
Would you rather have a guy that treats you like crap every day?
prbyshonda 0
lol this is so my relationship!!
Johnny6speed 0
It sucks that he's not very romantic for the most part. However feeling uncomfortable when he is makes 0 ******* SENSE. I would think that you would cherish those times. Maybe it's because you get uncomfortable when he is romantic that he doesn't do it anymore. It is a possibility. And yes " well if he had been more romantic more often then this wouldn't have happened" I agree with you commenters that I just made up but there are so many unknown factors related to this situation. Basically I think this broad is crazy
Laniiiiiii 0
My ex Angus was just like that. He's in L.A now..FML. The best advice, enjoy the comments, because you'll miss it.
123josie123 11
Try and encourage him to be more romantic by setting the example OP
ehllychan 10
The whole point is: Do you want him to be romantic more often so it doesn't feel odd when he does, or do you want him to stop it altogether because you don't like it when he does? I know I don't like any sort of mushy romantism, but there are many girls who love it. So it's hard to tell if OP just feel odd because the "cute" behavior is not the usual or if if she doesn't like that at all.
BrittBritt1355 9
Been there -___-
kywee24 0
I am the same way! I always yell at my bf of 4 years for not ever telling me I'm pretty and when he finally does i get mad and think he is just saying it bc i yell at him lol
Johnny6speed 0
Well you are absolutely fruit loops. Do you realize how much of bitch you come off as when you do that? I bet the only reason your boyfriend is still with you because you know how to use your mouth.
mama2b3 20
^